Corrupted Wish

Heres how it works
someone has a wish and then on the next person post they ruin it in some way

EXAMPLE:
user 1: no more school

User 2: your parents send you to boot camp


see its fun ^.^

Ill start


i hav a p90

-You miss and shoot yourself.


I have a lightsaber.

Granted, but you open it the wrong way and it cuts through your vital organs.

I wish I had a zillion dollars.

(Btw, this is called Corrupt a Wish or Make a Corrupted Wish... not happy dreams gone bad... but you can make whatever variations you want.)

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Wish granted, but the Government finds, you. They find out you stole it, and you go to jail, forever.

I wish that I was a genius.

Granted but your such a genuis your brain implodes creating a blackhole
killing you, your family and all your friends


i wish my wished couldn't get corrupted

-It is granted. However, there was a vortex in the wishing zone, it didnt get corrupted, there was a problem, and you died.

or

-Granted, but since it isnt corrupted, you are the only one alive on Earth.


I wish I had 5 dollars, that wasnt stolen, or counterfeit.

Granted but you were contained in a military base and and nukes were tested on you causing you to become transformed into a hideous freak that spends his time in a cave away from society.



I wish I could never get a corrupted wish and no consequences could ever come to me in any form, shape, or emotional force.

It's opposite day! Yay! All of the opposites of those things happen, and you're screwed.

I wish I could have one wish that couldn't be corrupted by anything, even opposite day.

Granted but then cofee spilled on your lap causing you to lose your focus thus a corrupted wish turned you into a fish, later to be devoured by the johnson family.


I wish I had the perfect cup of joe.

*nothing.

-I wish I had a squarular peach stickar.

Done, but they are so good, they ran out of style.

I wish Zindux got popular, and everyone brought a few members.

Granted, but you are banned for abusing your power.



I wish I could own in counter strike.

Granted. But you are so good, everyone quits, and its out of style. OH NOE.

- I wish I had a domain.

You stole something. The next guy you stole an object, he punched you. He ht a pressure point, and you died.

- I wish I had 3 more wishes.

You get aids, and you have a very slow and painful life. In other words, you die.


- I wish I had a hoe, that didnt have a disease.

A hoe? The gardening instrument? Okay, you step on it and do that classic rake-into-face thing, except with a hoe.

I wish I had 1,000 squarular peach stickers.

Uhhh sure, the gardening instrument... D:

They fill up so much space in your signature, you get banned, and you commit suicide.

- I wish we hadz a new banner soon.

You get a new banner, but it links to a warez website and your forum gets banned. You shoot yourself in the mouth.

I wish I had 10 squarular peach stickers.